Description:
As seen in ads featuring the debonair Kenny from Aftershock. Who as a matter of fact has never won a local tourney in Florida. Onto the beanie, for those of you who dont know what a beanie is, It is actually the skin of a type of tropical fruit that is grown on the beanafulufagus tree, in the jungles of South America. To harvest our beanies we have purchased several medieval catapults to launch pygmies (known as midgets stateside) high into the air and grab the fruits off the trees. This has worked well but often causes a large number of pygmy casualties due to the hard landings. So we are now accepting applications for aerialists.
Evil Hats & Shirts - Evil Knit Beanie
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